Vacuum Cleaner Fanatics Prints

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

Niche Extracurriculars

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Carpet Cleaner.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Spring cleaning.

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Hospital Cleaning.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

On the house

'They say he came to clean up the town.'