Vacuum Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Niche Extracurriculars

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Energy trap.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

Too Much?

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

The Paper Silhouette Editor

COVID-19 dime

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

Your Face In Stone