Vacuum Cleaner Aficionados T-Shirts

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Niche Extracurriculars

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

COVID-19 dime

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

'You suck!'

The cold vacuum of space...

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

'For the love of God, does anybody have a stain stick?'

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"