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Dyson with Death

"Everybody, this is Mr. Bryce—Mr. Bryce is a salesman."

COVID-19 dime

Rapunzel has a short-lived career demonstrating vacuum cleaners.

Hell's cleaners.

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

COWS: Cow dustmite

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Astral Projection

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Turtle Trailer Court

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Vampire Bat

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'He wants a second opinion.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."