Vacuum Enthusiast T-Shirts

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Looks like Bob's been watching the Winter Olympics again."

'Emotionally there has been a vacuum in Nancy's life for some time now...'

'Wow, you actually suck worse than I do.'

"It's the Grim Sweeper!!"

Spider Darwin Awards goes to The Bug Vacuum

'You suck!'

'Perhaps half-power would have been better!'

I'm cleaning up this town, starting with you, Dusty!

"Oh, so your next door neighbour was right... She said you wouldn't be able to afford one."

"Forget about using a stick to gather ants: I have a vacuum-cleaner..."

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Niche Extracurriculars

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Energy trap.

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

Too Much?

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'