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"Looks like Bob's been watching the Winter Olympics again."

'Emotionally there has been a vacuum in Nancy's life for some time now...'

"It's the Grim Sweeper!!"

Spider Darwin Awards goes to The Bug Vacuum

'You suck!'

'Perhaps half-power would have been better!'

I'm cleaning up this town, starting with you, Dusty!

"Oh, so your next door neighbour was right... She said you wouldn't be able to afford one."

"Forget about using a stick to gather ants: I have a vacuum-cleaner..."

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Niche Extracurriculars

'I had a cough at the time!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Energy trap.

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

Too Much?

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."