Vulcan Enthusiast Gifts

The socially distanced greeting that evolved after Covid-19 infiltrated Vulcan

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Get on with it!

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Fancy a pint?

Vampire on a plane

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'