Volcano Admirer Gifts

'Show-off.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'We knew you were special, but magma cum laude? We are so proud, honey!'

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

A man selling discount pots in pompeii

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

This volcano became almost perfectly symmetrical when it erupted after being dormant for centuries. It became active and got into better shape!

Pyramids exploding.

'I've a bad feeling about this... it's not looking good for the future!'

Volcano is fuse leading to bomb under a city

"If the gods are angry about air pollution, it's their own fault."

"The Volcano God told me to tell you he's gay."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Admit it, we're lost."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Easter Island Shades...

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'