Volcano Admirer T-Shirts

'Show-off.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'We knew you were special, but magma cum laude? We are so proud, honey!'

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

A man selling discount pots in pompeii

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

Pyramids exploding.

'I've a bad feeling about this... it's not looking good for the future!'

Volcano is fuse leading to bomb under a city

"If the gods are angry about air pollution, it's their own fault."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

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