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'Was that you?'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

The Crustacean Period

You Are Here

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

The discovery of electricity...

Economy

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'It's an antique!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Golf with a difference

Workaholic on holiday

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Volcaniax

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.