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High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.

Ski Instructor

'Yes, the universe is certainly infinite.' 'No - it probably finite.'

'Here it comes.'

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

Fork in the trail.

Rock falling from a road sign.

Workaholic on holiday

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'

Yak is talking non-stop - 'Yak, yak, yak.'

Resume Breathing.

'You sure you've done this before?'

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

Gone to lunch.

'I told you to ask for directions but you were too proud to listen to me.'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

'Money isn't everything... That'll be five pounds please.'

Skier.

"That's Mount Keister. Be careful though, it could go off at any time!"

No Loitering.

Mt. Everest Cleanup Station.

'It's really an outdoor climbing centre, but some people call it a mountain.'

Ski-lift...Thank you for not smoking

'Watch For Falling Signs'

Running out of Gas.

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Then I told him to take a hike. Right now he's somewhere in the Himalayas.'

'You see, I told you we needed a Satellite-Phone: There's no Mobile coverage around here...'

Mountain Goat.

Geographic anomaly: An Alp found in the Himalayas.

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.