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'He says he's bringing back the empties!'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Skiing.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

Local Knowledge

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

(Camel paintings)

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

First aid in mountains