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'Starting tomorrow, out new Health and Safety policy dictates that we must provide individually sealed brandy rations...'

'Your echo is important to us. Please stand by. Your echo will be returned in the order in which it was received.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

You Are Here

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

Frog in the puddles.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"They're so like us."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Golf with a difference

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"