Mountain Explorers Mugs

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

TV screens on ski lift.

'Starting tomorrow, out new Health and Safety policy dictates that we must provide individually sealed brandy rations...'

'Your echo is important to us. Please stand by. Your echo will be returned in the order in which it was received.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

You Are Here

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frog in the puddles.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

"They're so like us."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Golf with a difference

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"