Wilderness Explorers Mugs

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

'This is why you don't bring a Smart Car into bear country!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Not that net!'

"Cat box"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Deer Season Open.

Frog in the puddles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"They're so like us."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'