Wilderness Explorers Prints

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

'This is why you don't bring a Smart Car into bear country!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Not that net!'

"Cat box"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"They're so like us."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'