Mountaineering T-Shirts

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Do you ever wish you'd been an accountant?"

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Drop the rock!'

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

You Are Here

"So the answer to eternal happiness isn't an upgrade?"

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

I thought you brought the camera!

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

We are here!

Falling rocks sign on mountain peak.

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'

Pure Adrenaline.

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

Natural Selection on the Snow.

'You won't find a nicer view for the price they're asking!'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'It's a timeless landscape, so stop looking at your watch.'

Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

'Any further question,just email me...'

'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

'Hold on!'