Mountain Climbing T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Mom?"

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

Potential Energy/Kinetic Energy

Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.

"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Selfie' on top of Everest. . . 3 likes. Breakfast at base camp. . . 359 likes!!

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

A mountain climbing problem.

"No, this is just the line for the ladies' room."

You are here.

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

'Find a hobby, like rock-climbing or skydiving. You have to protect yourself from the cost of living too long.'

'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'

"...and now...coming into view...the first man ever to climb this treacherous mountain!"

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'

This is the shortcut!

"We really need to get laundry in our building."

'You sure you've done this before?'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Climbing Mount Everest.

Guru to man: 'You'd better have a seat - people tend to fall down the mountain when I tell them the meaning of life.'

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

Resume Breathing.