Mountain Climbers T-Shirts

'Sorry, I'm travel and weather; philosophy's over there...'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'...You should take a good look at yourself!'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

"Truth is - it's all downhill from here."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Charley, we're so high that the thin air up here won't carry the weight of your bullet."

Happy Hour

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Rock Climber

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Economy

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Do you have an appointment?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

The Path

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Bad times to sneeze

Recalculating

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Rubbish and Everest

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'