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"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Recalculating

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

Bull charging a fisherman

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Earth Reset Button.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.