Mountain Climbing Aficionados Gifts

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Recalculating

Rubbish and Everest

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Bull charging a fisherman

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Earth Reset Button.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Danger Signs.