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"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

The Path

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Rubbish and Everest

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Danger: Falling animals

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Survival kit

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'