Mountain Climber T-Shirts

"Do you ever wish you'd been an accountant?"

Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Selfie' on top of Everest. . . 3 likes. Breakfast at base camp. . . 359 likes!!

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

A mountain climbing problem.

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'

"...and now...coming into view...the first man ever to climb this treacherous mountain!"

Climbing Mount Everest.

Mountaintop Dessert

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"I think he said he is our guide."

'You climbed all the way up here, just to ask about the meaning of life?.. You could have got that from 'The Oprah Winfrey show'!'

Just my luck to be found by a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.

'Warning: anti-climb paint.'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

'That sounds very troubling. Come sit, be at one with the universe. You could probably use the vitamin D.'

'Are you sure it isn't Friday the thirteenth?'

Mountain Heaven

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

The Deli Llama

Sheep "Just relax we're velcro's!"

Downhill skier collides with mountain climbers.

The Path

'We had better turn back. Maev's lipstick seems to have fallen down a crevice.'

Mountain climber error.

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

'Tenzing, if you hid it on Everest again, we're just gonna have to stop playing capture the flag.'