Mountain Climber Gifts

"Do you ever wish you'd been an accountant?"

Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Selfie' on top of Everest. . . 3 likes. Breakfast at base camp. . . 359 likes!!

A mountain climbing problem.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

"...and now...coming into view...the first man ever to climb this treacherous mountain!"

Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Mountaintop Dessert

Climbing Mount Everest.

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'You climbed all the way up here, just to ask about the meaning of life?.. You could have got that from 'The Oprah Winfrey show'!'

"Climb every mountain? Are you sure?"

'Warning: anti-climb paint.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I've changed my mind, I'd rather you didn't cut me loose to save yourself.'

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

"I think he said he is our guide."

Just my luck to be found by a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Food sign on the mountain.

"That's what I hate about you Pennington, you're such a show off"

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

Mountain Heaven

All I know is he needs it to unwind.

'Tenzing, if you hid it on Everest again, we're just gonna have to stop playing capture the flag.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Throwing a paper aeroplane from the top of a mountain.

'Are you sure it isn't Friday the thirteenth?'

Lazy Mountain Climber.

A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.

'I wasted 40 years contemplating the secret of life when I could've googled it!'