Hill Climber Gifts

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'If I feel myself slipping backwards, I just throw out this anchor.'

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Upward Progress

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Building business relations.

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'