Mountain Climbers Gifts

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Climber approaching guru, sign above says 'Subsidiary of Google'.

'Sorry, I'm travel and weather; philosophy's over there...'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'...You should take a good look at yourself!'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

"Truth is - it's all downhill from here."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Charley, we're so high that the thin air up here won't carry the weight of your bullet."

Happy Hour

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Rock Climber

Stairlift around cliff face.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Economy

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Do you have pants in XL?"