Hill Climbers Gifts

Beware of the slog...

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Upward Progress

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Building business relations.

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."