Hill Climbers Gifts

Beware of the slog...

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Upward Progress

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Building business relations.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”