Ice Climbers Gifts

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Ice fisher.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Ice shelfie.

Snowman ice fishing.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Baking

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"You call this ice?"

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"We used to be cooler."

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Bobsled Police.

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

Child making ice sculpture.

'How about a cold one?'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"It's salt water! It keeps the ice from melting."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Hockey Goal