Ice Climbing Gifts

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

'No ice.'

Ice fisher.

Happy Hour

Rock Climber

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Stairlift around cliff face.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Ice shelfie.

'Check out the old dude.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Snowman ice fishing.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

The Path

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Planting a Flag on the Summit

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Bored?'

Baking

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'