Ice Swimming Gifts

On holiday.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'No ice.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Night of the Zombonies.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Ice fisher.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"They're so like us."

Sunbathers.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."