Ice Skating Gifts

Canadian Hockey

'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

The Hockey Puckey

Beckett on ice

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

'That was a pretty straight line but this is Canada. Try it wearing these.'

Ice Hockey

Zenboni

Lake Skater

Sumo on Ice

Pears figure skating

Ice Skating

Being a novice skater, Kim could only do a 'Figure 11'.

'Oh yeah, our people will just fall over themselves to get transferred to this office.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

On the Ice.

Judge holding up score card asking for phone number.

Speed Skating.

Ice-Skating Disaster.

"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"

Penguins - one is skating.

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

'Swimming: Mon-Thurs - Ice Skating: Fri- Sun.'

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Scuba Skater

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Skating on thin ISA's."

Old Lady Skating With Zimmer Frame.

Slippery Hockey Game

Freezing

White Wine on Ice!

Peace, Love, Care.

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz