Skating Gifts

Innovate or die.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Urban relaxation'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

"I go that extra mile!"

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"He's always got to be doing his own thing."

The Next Big Thing#2

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Kangaroo on roller blades.

Freestyling.

'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

'Getting ready to have fun'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

Roller Skating Pensioner

Holiday on Thin Ice

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

I'm BAD deal with it

At the skateburro park

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Like this, Tommy?"

Snail skates

Night of the Zombonies.

' Her mother and I have told her a thousand times to start skating with her eyes open.'

'It's the only way I can get him to go shopping with me.'

The Skaters

Speed skater.

Beginner Skater/Advanced Skaters

You are not all here.