Learning Skater Gifts

Bunny Hill

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'First of all, relax.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Trawling for Fish.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

It's all gravy.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Innovate or die.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

Thin Ice

Raging Bull on Ice

Peacock on skateboard

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Giant Ice Skates

Skateboard Olympics.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Man Skating With Dog.

Ice skating