Inline Skating Gifts

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Ice Skater

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Rockefeller Center."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Snow is falling...

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Trawling for Fish.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

It's all gravy.

Innovate or die.

The Hockey Puckey

Zenboni

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'