Inline Skating Pillows

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

Panettone

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Ice Skater

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Rockefeller Center."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

It's all gravy.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Trawling for Fish.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Snow is falling...

Innovate or die.

Zenboni

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language