Skater Style Pillows

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Shred the plank."

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

It's all gravy.

Trawling for Fish.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Peacock on skateboard

Thin Ice

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Double bass skating

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Ice skating

Skater dude.

Triple Sock Cow

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Skateboard Olympics.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Hockey cheerleaders.