Cool Skater Pillows

"You think this is cool? I also don't pay my taxes!"

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"Shred the plank."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

It's all gravy.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Trawling for Fish.

Innovate or die.

The Hockey Puckey

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Raging Bull on Ice

Thin Ice

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Peacock on skateboard

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'I brought a mobile home.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Double bass skating

Triple Sock Cow

Skateboard Olympics.

Ice skating

'I'm starting a new trend.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'