Cool Skater Pillows

"You think this is cool? I also don't pay my taxes!"

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"Shred the plank."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Trawling for Fish.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

It's all gravy.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Peacock on skateboard

Raging Bull on Ice

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I brought a mobile home.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Double bass skating

Triple Sock Cow

Skateboard Olympics.

Ice skating

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

'I'm starting a new trend.'