Skater Pillows

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Double bass skating

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Bunny Hill

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Trawling for Fish.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's all gravy.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Raging Bull on Ice

Peacock on skateboard

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Skateboard Olympics.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Ice skating

Skater dude.

Triple Sock Cow

'I'm starting a new trend.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'