In-line Skating Pillows

I've had a puncture.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Ice Skater

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Rockefeller Center."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Snow is falling...

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

It's all gravy.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Trawling for Fish.

Innovate or die.

The Hockey Puckey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.