Ice Skater Gifts

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Judge holding up score card asking for phone number.

Speed Skating.

Ice-Skating Disaster.

"Skating on thin ISA's."

Raging Bull on Ice

Violinist on Skates

"Now I remember what I forgot to wear."

An Olympian's Moment

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

Skating on thin ice.

'I really didn't, but who's going to know?'

'Dewey! Carl! Stop doing that! You're scaring me.'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Jumping the barrel.

Iceskater creating hole in the ice with his skates.

Moments you like to forget on Ice

Tonya Harding

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Panettone

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Ice Skater

"Rockefeller Center."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches