Ice Skater Aficionado Gifts

"He's always got to be doing his own thing."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

The Hockey World

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"You call this ice?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Thin Ice

Skier.

Raging Bull on Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"We used to be cooler."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Man Skating With Dog.

Giant Ice Skates

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Hockey Goal

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'