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"He's always got to be doing his own thing."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Raging Bull on Ice

Thin Ice

Skier.

"We used to be cooler."

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Man Skating With Dog.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Giant Ice Skates

Let's do it.'

Cleaning service on skates.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hockey Goal