Ice Skating Aficionado T-Shirts

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Giant Ice Skates

Old man with an ice skate on his walking stick (colour).

101 uses of a dead cat: ice skates

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink

Grazing on Ice.

"Now I remember what I forgot to wear."

Panettone

Grim Reaper - Hockey

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Ice Skater

The Hockey World

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

The Hockey Puckey

Raging Bull on Ice

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Skier.

Thin Ice

"We used to be cooler."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Man Skating With Dog.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

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