Ice Sports Gifts

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

Ice croquet.

Lemniskate

Curling.

'It happened while he was ice fishing...He got run over by a Zamboni.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

You Are Here

Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Tommy!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Night of the Zombonies.

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Snowman

Crowded Ice Fishing

Snowmobull

Hacking through ice in order to fish