Ice Hockey Gifts

Canadian Hockey

The Hockey Puckey

'You never did say you were sorry.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"The defense rests"

'Now remember, keep your head up ...that's only a temporary brain in there.'

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

Slippery Hockey Game

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

"What are you in for, Mac?"

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'Could you wait until I drop the puck next time?'

"Now kiss and make up."

Protecting the goal.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Hey, no penalty! Are you blind? That 10 year old was asking for it!

101 uses of a dead cat: ice hockey stick.

Hockey player and snowman