Ice Hockey Pillows

Canadian Hockey

'You never did say you were sorry.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

"The defense rests"

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Now remember, keep your head up ...that's only a temporary brain in there.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"What are you in for, Mac?"

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

Slippery Hockey Game

Protecting the goal.

"Now kiss and make up."

'Could you wait until I drop the puck next time?'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

101 uses of a dead cat: ice hockey stick.