Hockey Pillows

"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin playing hockey. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore."

Canada Geese

Canadian Hockey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Time out! Fish on!'

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

Ice Hockey

Goal keeper leaving his unifrom in goal.

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

'Your hands are so smooth. Do you use skin softener?'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Canadian Camping

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Hurricanes... tornadoes... drought. and now this. Global warming is ruining everything!'

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

'Yeah I opted out of the dental plan too.'

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

"Never mind about the cavity on my front tooth!"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Hockey stick with a mace on the end.

'Are you sure the four seasons aren't baseball, football, basketball and hockey?'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

'With global warming, good ice is getting hard to find.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Slap on the Wrist Box.

Our employment ad said goal oriented, not goalie.

'His wife is very supportive.'

'Hello, 911?'