Hockey Gifts

"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin playing hockey. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore."

Canada Geese

Canadian Hockey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Time out! Fish on!'

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

Canadian Chess

Ice Hockey

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Your hands are so smooth. Do you use skin softener?'

Goal keeper leaving his unifrom in goal.

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Canadian Camping

"Never mind about the cavity on my front tooth!"

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

'Yeah I opted out of the dental plan too.'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Are you sure the four seasons aren't baseball, football, basketball and hockey?'

Hockey stick with a mace on the end.

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Hurricanes... tornadoes... drought. and now this. Global warming is ruining everything!'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."