Hockey Player Gifts

"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."

Canadian Hockey

'You never did say you were sorry.'

'Time out! Fish on!'

Canadian Chess

'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Goal keeper leaving his unifrom in goal.

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Yeah I opted out of the dental plan too.'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

NHL's toughest coach: 'I'm sick of all this whining! Hockey's a rough game!. . . Now get back out there!'

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

Slap on the Wrist Box.

'With global warming, good ice is getting hard to find.'

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

'It makes the game more interesting, doesn't it?'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Our employment ad said goal oriented, not goalie.

'Get in the game, Emmett! It's crunch time!'

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Ice croquet.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"