Players Gifts

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Staff support"

Remote control pirate bully

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Welcome to the Team

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Punt Cake

Mittens is challenged by the string.

If nobody had invented graphics

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas