Basketball Players Gifts

'Don't be a fool, Mark! Pass the ball! Don't try to dribble out of trouble.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

The Salmon Run

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Playing pig

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"I love fast break business success."